Customer interaction.

Customer comes in. He was a pretty nice dude. Older blue collar kind of white guy. After a bit he goes "why are you dressed so preppy?". I think he caught a glimpse of my bright blue socks.

I ask him how should I be dressed? He goes "well you don't have your pants hanging off your behind or anything like a lot of these young people do".

Oh word? I'm pretty sure his use of "young people" was a euphemism.