I'm headed to the bank right now.

Banks. What's up with you guys. Let's say I have $300 in my pocket, and I go into the bank. I then deposit $300 into my account. I leave, and I no longer have $300. But it's not in my account either. That's weird. I handed it to the nice lady at the bank. Why can't it just go in my account. Why do you have to hold it. Or wait until midnight, on the next second Tuesday after the first full moon of the month.

I hate banks. If someone comes into my job and gives me money, I give them a product. Really fucking simple. I hate banks. That's all there is to it. Plain and simple.